Orang gilak~

Orang Gila Juga Yg Boleh Menasihati Orang Gila

Mat, lelaki gila berumur 35 tahun baru saja terlepas dari wadnya.
Beliau lari sekuat hati kerana dikepung oleh sepasukan petugas
hospital. Tiba di tepi pagar Mat lantas memanjang satu tiang lampu
yang tinggi. Ketua unit jaga yang mengawal hospital datang dan
mengarahkan Mat turun, Mat tidak mahu turun. Datang pula pengarah
hospital, "Mat!!Turun Mat nanti jatuh", katanya. Mat tidak mahu turun juga.

Dipanggilnya pihak bomba, "Mat! Turun Mat, kalu ndak kami potong
tiang lampu ni" kata seorang pegawai bomba sambil mengacu-acukan
gergaji elektrik di pangkal tiang lampu itu., Namun Mat tidak
bergerak pun untuk turun. Dipanggilnya pihak polis, "Mat turun
Mat!"teriak seorang sarjan polis, kalau kau nda turun nanti kami
bom tiang ini dan kau mati!!Turun Mat!. Mat tidak turun-turun juga.

Lama-lama pengarah hospital pergi berjumpa dengan Man, seorang teman
Mat dalam wad gila itu kalau-kalau dia boleh membantu.
"Man!Harap-harap Man boleh tolong turunkan Mat dari atas tiang
lampu"Tolonglah Man ya!

Jawab Man"Ohhh!!!Itu senang jak" Lalu Man dibawa kepada tiang lampu
itu.

Setibanya di situ, pengarah hospital pun berkata, "Man! Man nak pilih alat yang
mana? Sama ada gergaji atau pun bom itu. "Ahh!Man nak gergaji!"

Baiklah! Ambillah gergaji itu.
Lalu Man mengangkat gergaji dan mengacu-acukan pada pangkal tiang
lampu itu. Man pun berteriak, "Hoi Mat!!!Bgs ko turun, kalau ko nda
turun aku tebang tiang lampu ni!!Ko turun cepat!!"

Mendengarkan amaran itu Mat yang berada hampir 3 jam di atas tiang
itu pun turun dengan pantas lalu ditangkap oleh para petugas
hospital. Pemberita pun datang menemubual Mat. "Kenapa Mat turun bila Man datang
sedangkan bomba dan polis datang Mat nda turun?

Jawab Mat; "Polis ka bomba ka, dorg nda akan buat!Tapi Man ni
bila dia cakap tue dia akan buat sebab Man tu GILA!

updates~

It's been 18 days since i'm back to Penang. To me, there's still no change whatsoever here. Just some new students coming out.


But I'm not going to talk about that now. I'm struck with flu, fever and cough. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!yeahhh!!!i know what ure thinking!!!H1N1!!!! The last couple of days have been rough for me and everyone in the campus. There's almost 20 people being quarantine of suspected influenza A cases. 20???!!!WHY HAVEN'T THEY SHUT DOWN THE BLOODY CAMPUS!!!!!!!!


As for me,don't worry fellas. You don't have to try to avoid me. i'm not onfected by it..i say it again, I'M NOT!!!i'm H1N1 free!!!!yeahhhhhhH!!!well, the result for those 20 something people will come in today(29/07). Guess, they're waiting to confirm the result before they make a decision to evacuate the campus.Hopefully it's not too late..fufufufu~


Anyway,till then..let's just hope for the best!!! =)
i'm outta here~




reFfz~

Jealousy

Definitions

As with many of relationship topics, a certain amount of attention to what we mean by particular words is helpful and often necessary when discussing jealousy.

It is important to distinguish jealousy from envy. To oversimplify, jealousy is angry, envy is wistful. Jealousy is destructive, envy rarely is.

Insecurity, as used below, just means a lack of security. It does not imply that the insecure person is bad, or good. It does not imply that the insecurity is warranted or unwarranted. It simply means that the person is not secure, either in themselves, their relationship, or what have you.

Jealousy is Insecurity

This is an important point. Feelings of jealousy always appear to stem from one's sense that something about their life is not secure, e.g., is uncertain or in danger.

Several readers have objected to this particular point because they believe that insecurity is necessarily pejorative. That's not what I mean by the word. (I'd love a better word, but I don't have one.) It could be that this lack of security is very well founded--that the partner is about to run off with 'the other woman'. Is it okay to be bothered by that? Of course it is.

In some cases, the insecurity is not founded on realistic dangers to the relationship. If that is really the case, then you (the jealous partner) may wish to consider where your insecurities are coming from. Solving those sorts of insecurities isn't easy, but until you do you'll continue to face those feelings.

Since we tend to become more secure in relationships as they become more stable with time, you may find that time is your ally in dealing with jealousy.

Don't Deny Jealousy, Deal with It

Okay, let's say you've found that you are jealous. It's not going to be easy, but what can you do to solve it?

One of the biggest mistakes you can make is to try and hide it (in the long term, that doesn't mean you have to display it at the moment you feel it.) Jealousy is usually a signal of something needing fixing, and ignoring that usually only makes things worse.

Instead, I would suggest asking yourself "What do I feel insecure about?" Do I feel unattractive or uninteresting myself? Do I doubt the other persons love for me? Their physical attraction? Do I doubt that I can have the type of relationship I want?

Once you've figured out what the core discomfort is, then it's appropriate to ask yourself if your fears are well-founded. If it is, perhaps talking to your partner about what you are afraid of and why you believe your fears are well-founded makes sense.

A different case is where you are pretty sure that your fears are unwarranted, but you just feel insecure (often about yourself more than the relationship) anyhow. That, in my experience, is a more difficult case, and it's hard to know precisely what to do about it, but I have been there, and part of what worked for me lies in the story behind the next item....

courtesy of Joe's secret Life

Good vs Evil

"There is nothing too good to be true."

"You can change the name of good and evil, but you will still wind up talking about good and evil, just using different terminology."

"The basic difference between good and evil is this: Good is that which takes us forward on the path of spiritual evolution toward greater freedom, livingness, intelligence, light and love. Evil is that which takes us back into the past to lesser freedom, lesser livingness, lesser intelligence, light and love. "

"The number of bare breasts available for the public gaze is far from an effective measuring rod for evil."

"Both labor and money are only evil if they are directed toward a destructive end."

"All energies and creations vibrating in their pure state are good."

"Lower magic is like money through which is neither good or evil in itself, but can be used in either direction."

"Every organization, no mater how good and pure its origins, will experience cycles of corruption and could justly be called evil if only a snapshot in time were observed."

"If we judge good and evil merely because some authority proclaims it so, we will be lead astray time and time again."

"A desire to achieve abundance is not inherently evil and often has nothing to do with greed."

"The reason our definition of good and evil changes over the ages is because our capacity to understand and experience freedom changes."

"Now in this age, our ring pass not has expanded; and our view of good and evil has also moved to a higher level. Today, the closest thing to an ancient tribe would be a cult. A cult, which is tightly controlled by a leader who makes all personal decisions for members, is considered evil. In this age, controlling your own evolution and destiny is considered good."

"Escape from an unfair prison into greater freedom for service is never evil."

"All good becomes a great evil when implemented by force."

"The only good that came out of World War II were the lessons we learned because the forces of good were triumphant."

"To say that there is no evil is to say that a creation cannot be destroyed. To say there is no evil is to say that there is no friction. To say there is no evil is to say that all progress is smooth with no hindrances ever showing up. To say there is no evil is to say that we are not living in a world of dualities, that there is no day or night, no form or space, no feeling or thought."

"Both good and evil serve as part of divine purpose."

"When we see evil as a form of error, I think we must admit that we all make mistakes now and then, so good and evil in this context certainly does exist."

"Evil does not manifest as a killer demon tearing everything in its path from limb to limb, but evil can manifest in all spheres and places."

"A cashless society by itself is not good or evil. The nations should not be forced to become cashless, but neither should they be forced to not go this direction if they so choose."

"Good eventually dominates because intelligence gravitates to good more than evil."

"When the good prevails the majority benefit, not only among those who win in the conflict, but among those who lose."

"When evil prevails only a handful in power benefit on the winning side."

"When free will is minimized through tyranny and fear neither the good nor the evil within the individual is allowed demonstrate themselves."

"The pendulum of material existence continually swings back and forth between good and evil, but the key to the understanding of the principle lies in the knowledge of the fact that the pendulum itself is in horizontal motion from left to right, thus causing the concepts of good and evil in the mind of man to be continually readjusting."

"The ultimate criteria for defining good and evil in the affairs of man is the final outcome of the directions taken."

"All forces, powers, and energies are neither good nor evil in themselves. They are completely neutral, but only become good or evil when they are intelligently directed."

"One of the reasons the powers of darkness can gain a foothold on the earth is because of the ignorance of other people concerning good and evil."

~Believe~

"The reason man may become the master of his own destiny is because he has the power to influence his own subconscious mind."
Napoleon Hill


"Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy."
Norman Vincent Peale


"If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning."
Gandhi


"So if you have a dream then just believe that you can achieve it no matter what. Even when you can't feel deep in your heart any words of encouragement, just believe in your dream and your heart will finally show you the way."
Shuchi Gupta, from Believe in Your Dreams and Yourself!


"Don't feed your mind with negative thoughts. If you do, you will come to believe them."
Catherine Pulsifer, from What We Believe Becomes Who We Are


"Believe while others are doubting."
William Arthur Ward, from Believe while others ….


"Believing in yourself is not for you; it's for every person who has touched your life in a significant way and for every person your life will touch the same way five minutes from now, or five centuries from now."
Jaye Miller


"Believe in rewards that await you, believe in the harvest in store.
Wish Belkin


"I believe that life is a journey, often difficult and sometimes incredibly cruel, but we are well equipped for it if only we tap into our talents and gifts and allow them to blossom."
Les Brown

Manglish??

English and Malay are 2 totally different languages. The vocabulary for both languages is extremely vast. And when it comes into the grammar interpretation, you’ll find it very hilarious when you try to translate Malay sentences to English in a direct way(ie; direct translation). Here’s a good example to look into.

CASE:

Tija ingin break up dengan boyfriendnya yang Mat Salleh melalui email. Ini adalah kandungan email tersebut:

“Hi. My motive write this mail to give you know something. I want to cut connection us.

I saw you play three wood in front my eyes. So, I break connection to pull my body from this love. I have think about this cook cook. I know I clap one hand only.

I don’t trust you again! You really crocodile land! I don’t want you to play with my liver. I have been crying until no more eye water. I don’t want banana fruit two times. Safe walk!!

Yours truly,

Tija
“

So, the moral of the story is, think of it yourself…~hahahaha!!!


reFfz~

What's the significance of life? Who are we?

Is human life just a dream, from which we never really awake, as some great thinkers claim? Are we submerged by our feelings, by our loves and hates, by our ideas of good, bad, beautiful, awful? Are we incapable of knowing beyond those ideas and feelings?

Listen to Shakespeare and Joseph Conrad:

We are such stuff
As dreams are made on, and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep…
William Shakespeare, The Tempest (Folger Shakespeare Library)

A man that is born falls into a dream like a man who falls into the sea.
Joseph Conrad, Lord Jim (Penguin Classics)

Is the reality we know a reality imposed to us by nature? Is the reality and the meaning of life a creation of men, such as music, or love or colors (science tells us that there isn't such things as music, harmony or colors in the physic world. Just traveling molecules: «There is not, external to us, hot or cold, but only different velocities of molecules; there aren’t sounds, callings, harmonies, but just variations in the pressure of the air; there aren’t colours, or light, just electro-magnetic waves», said H. Von Foerster.).

Are we - and all living beings - just «survival machines, blindly programmed to preserve the selfish molecules known as genes», as Richard Dawkins states? Are we incapable of knowing beyond the frames imposed to us by nature?

Is there any significance for life in a Universe of billions of stars that ignore us? Is there any significance for life in an Universe whose dimensions and nature overcome our understanding?

Listen to the words of Pascal, in the seventeenth century:

«When I consider the short duration of my life, swallowed up in the eternity that lies before and after it, when I consider the little space I fill and I see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I rest frightened, and astonished, for there is no reason why I should be here rather than there. Why now rather than then? Who has put me here? By whose order and direction have this place and time have been ascribed to me?»
Pensees (Penguin Classics)

All in all,it's up to an individual to give the meaning of life itself...


reFfz~

New York-New York!!!

Hannah's Treaty!!~

before Terminator!

Kaamatan Celeb!!

reFfz~

After a while!~

3.43pm~

where was i in my previous post???
o yeahh,we came back from Kundasang..dats d end of it..to the next part!!!

3.Birthdays!!!!!~

When i write birthdays,dat means it 's not only me...1st off,it's amy's!!!!aahah~
-suprise plan
-we supposed to hang out together with d soon to b bday girl.But we told her we're all unavailable at dat timee..
-and b4 midnyte......Jeng3x!!!!!!!!!!!with d help of a great act from Hannah...yeahhhhh~
-amy mandi telur and tepung laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...heheeee
-we had a great time together!!all of us~!!!!

2nd,it's Yohan's..
-we din make a plan d entire day..
-met him in cathay cinema wit Khairul Azrin..hmmm???
-they went there to watch Transformerss..too bad,we're really busy dat day,so cudnt hang out as usual!!

3rd~mua's!!!
-went out wit my family d entire day!!
-hanging out wit d guys n watch movie??was it??
-d next day,hang out wit my USM Sabahan frenzz!!!!yo,adrian,pink!!!!thx a lot guys for the nyte,d cake n d karaoke session!!!!!really meant a lot!!!!
-after a few days,we went to Hannah's lepak2 as usual...tHen,went to d beach to meet up wit bel them..den,d bad news came!!!!!!TEPUNG!!!!!!!!!!arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
-we started throwing flours all over the place!!!me n yohan was d first of coz as to celebra8 our belated bday!!
-n too bad for them,im not juz going to let them get away wit it...ahaha..n all of us were covered in flours in d end..hehe~tHx Hunnah 4 d cake!!n all of u guys: Syed,yo,sue n bel(amy,yuq n sof unavailable~)


Well!!!guess dats all i wanna post..m kinda lazy to update my blog so m not going to write much~
piczz will be post l8er......c ya!!


reFfz~

more updates from mua~

it's 11.o6pm~

last nyte was one hell of a nytee..it's a blast really..neway,let's start from way before that ryte??

as i said before,i was doing my practical here in kk ryte??now,it's all over and done with..yeahhhh~dats d good part(tho m a bit sad about dat)..d not so good news s dat i have to return to Penang A.S.A.P!!!!!!however,like usual,my ticket back is 1 week afterr..ehehee~don't get me wrong,i did dat to save my budget ok..i can save up to RM150 by doing so!!!!!

1st~PRACTICAL!!!

-good
-nice bunch of people
-experience
-time constraint
-dateline
-AutoCAD
-Esteem
-IR
-site visit
-Holy Prison???ahah~
-warm surrounding
-chix??
-soft skills
-notes & library
-Klinik??

ahahaa~all of these things stateord here are very much related to me in my 10 weeks period with d company..guess not many would understand what that means but they really are meaningful to me!!!so much!!!!!

so long these past ten weeks,i won't forget my time there!!!!

2nd~road trips!!!

yerp,we have one...we went to Kundasang by car..all six of us..actually,there supposed to be more of us,but some cudnt join....sad~

mE,syed,yo,yuq,hannah,amy.....it's a sudden plan and lucki;y we were able to actually make it happened..ahaha..dat's a lesson 4 us,NEVER plan things in advance,plan it at d eleventh hour!!!!

i make my move from my crib at 7am...n guess wat time we actually make our move to Kundasang???10.30am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yeahh,luckily for my i've got company..but this one person waited for full 3 hours at his house alone!!!!huhu~feel sory for him..do i??HHAHAHAAHA~LEK BA KO YO...HEHE

Yuqi d last to confirmed she'll join us..Hannah's not feelig too well dat particular morning,n i know d reason y..ahahah~amy juz got bak from Sandakan d same day at 2am,n still able to join us..tHx ameyyy!!!!syed's been yearing to make this trip,same with me..yo actually followed ater we force him 2..ahaha~dats how we gathered evry1..

ok..dun hv to tell evrything..juz sum gud ones:
-yohan minum air cuci sudu..ahaha
-yuq bw pg ruma nenek dia(tapau mknn free as well)
-we ate ice cream time sejuk2
-syed tidur almost all the way up to Kundasang
-d 3 girls nda abis buat bising!!!ahaha~dats wat i luv bout them
-"JANGAN PIJAK SAYA NANTI SAYA MATI" signboard~
-camwhoring all d time!!!

then,after all dat,we went back to kk with yuq driving this time...had some lokan bakar then meet up with sue in tanjung aru beach...like usual,sit there n talk about the past,present n future...serious things,stupid things,not so good things...yeah,we talked almost bout everything!!!!ahahah~dats us!! =)

~to be continue..............